The Dessau GC-2 Electric Truck is an overgrown golf cart in Templar service in April, 2002. It has the tail number BMCM-04 and plate number 422-004. Key features include four cushioned seats, bench bed seating, long battery life and a woefully inaccurate speedometer.

A heavily modified Chevy Impala, the Beefmobile has more in common with an MRAP than it does a stock sedan. Though it's been very carefully designed to look like a standard police cruiser, the beefmobile has been refit with bulletproof glass, a mine-resistant undercarriage, an armored firewall and doors, after-market suspension, a Templar-issue communications device, and an offworld nuclear/hydrocarbon hybrid engine.

These modifications, along with Beef Knuckleback himself, were procured in order to ensure compliance with the Waking God Protocols.

At some point during the 30 years between his Soviet military service and the events of Dead City Radio, Greymalkin acquired a number of Ural-375 heavy trucks. The question of rather these trucks are Russian military surplus or were redirected into Templar garages through back channels is left as an exercise for the reader.